On Patiyala railway station the Delhi Patiyala express came & 150 sarders were killed on track ,one survived & was standing on plateform. Reporters rushed to this great scene of tragedy & asked how it happened? Sardar replied - this is all actually due to mistake of announcer & she shud be punished. when asked how ? He said all these peple were standing on plateform no 1 & She announced that Delhi Patiyala express is coming on PLATEDFORM NO. 1, Hearing that all these people jumped on track to avoid collision & got killed. Reporter said means u r very intelligent u kept standing on plateform - Sardar - Oi Nahi I was standing on track to commit sucide when I heared the annoucment I jumped on the plateform ! Sardar - introducing himself & his family ( wife a son & a daughter ) at a getogether - I am sarder bantasingh ,My wife sardarni ,my Kid & my kidney! :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl