Intelligent sardar

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  1. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    On Patiyala railway station the Delhi Patiyala express came & 150 sarders were killed on track ,one survived & was standing on plateform.
    Reporters rushed to this great scene of tragedy & asked how it happened?
    Sardar replied - this is all actually due to mistake of announcer & she shud be punished.
    when asked how ?
    He said all these peple were standing on plateform no 1 & She announced that Delhi Patiyala express is coming on PLATEDFORM NO. 1, Hearing that all these people jumped on track to avoid collision & got killed.
    Reporter said means u r very intelligent u kept standing on plateform -
    Sardar - Oi Nahi I was standing on track to commit sucide when I heared the annoucment I jumped on the plateform !

    Sardar - introducing himself & his family ( wife a son & a daughter ) at a getogether - I am sarder bantasingh ,My wife sardarni ,my Kid & my kidney!

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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Greattu onnuji....
     

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