intellegent Sardars

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  1. gsaikripa

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    > A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were
    > training to become detectives. To test their skills
    > in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR
    > a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
    >
    > 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize
    > him?' The first SARDAR answers, 'That's easy, we'll
    > catch him fast because he only has one eye!'
    >
    > The policeman says, 'Well...uh...that's because
    > the picture I showed is his side profile.'
    >
    > Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he
    > flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second
    > SARDAR and asks his, 'This is your suspect, how
    > would you recognize him?'
    >
    > The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says,
    > 'Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has
    > one ear!' The policeman angrily
    > responds, 'What's the matter with you two??
    >
    > Of course only one eye and one ear are showing
    > because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that
    > the best answer you can come up with?'
    >
    > Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
    > picture to the third SARDAR and in a very testy
    > voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you
    > recognize him? He quickly adds, 'Think hard before
    > giving me a stupid answer.'
    >
    > The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a
    > moment and says, 'The suspect wears contact lenses.'
    >
    > The policeman is surprised and speechless because
    > he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
    > contacts or not.
    >
    > 'Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for
    > a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get
    > back to you on that.' He leaves the room and goes to
    > his office, checks the suspect's file in his
    > computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on
    > his face.
    >
    > 'Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect
    > does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How
    > were you able to make such an astute observation?'
    >
    >
    > 'That's easy,' the SARDAR replied. 'He can't wear
    > regular glasses because he only has one eye and one
    > ear'
    >
     
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    Logic indeed!
    Enjoyed it!

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