> A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were > training to become detectives. To test their skills > in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR > a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. > > 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize > him?' The first SARDAR answers, 'That's easy, we'll > catch him fast because he only has one eye!' > > The policeman says, 'Well...uh...that's because > the picture I showed is his side profile.' > > Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he > flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second > SARDAR and asks his, 'This is your suspect, how > would you recognize him?' > > The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, > 'Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has > one ear!' The policeman angrily > responds, 'What's the matter with you two?? > > Of course only one eye and one ear are showing > because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that > the best answer you can come up with?' > > Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the > picture to the third SARDAR and in a very testy > voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you > recognize him? He quickly adds, 'Think hard before > giving me a stupid answer.' > > The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a > moment and says, 'The suspect wears contact lenses.' > > The policeman is surprised and speechless because > he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears > contacts or not. > > 'Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for > a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get > back to you on that.' He leaves the room and goes to > his office, checks the suspect's file in his > computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on > his face. > > 'Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect > does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How > were you able to make such an astute observation?' > > > 'That's easy,' the SARDAR replied. 'He can't wear > regular glasses because he only has one eye and one > ear' >
