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Installing Husband...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sihi, Mar 12, 2007.

  1. sihi

    sihi Senior IL'ite

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    INSTALLING HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support,
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in
    the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband d 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
    such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
    undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
    the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
    to no avail.
    What can I do?
    Signed, Desperate
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    >>Dear Desperate
    >>
    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
    Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try
    to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
    automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
    >>
    But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
    to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
    Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
    >>
    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
    These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
    buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
    recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
    >>
    Good Luck,
    Tech Support
     
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  2. sunikris

    sunikris Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi :-D
    It was very funny..
    Thanks for posting.
    I sent this as forwarding to my Hubby..

    bye :wave
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahaha,hilarious,thanx for posting,keep them coming..:2thumbsup:
     
  4. uthra

    uthra Junior IL'ite

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    :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
     
  5. mithili

    mithili New IL'ite

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    yakkkk...............
     
  6. Tulip29

    Tulip29 New IL'ite

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    thats a funny one ....cant stop laughing ...:rotfl:rotfl
     

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