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Installing husband!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Abma, Aug 17, 2010.

  1. Abma

    Abma New IL'ite

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    INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! :rotfl

    A woman writes to the IT Technical support

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?

    Signed,
    desperate wife




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    [JUSTIFY] DEAR Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
    Please note that out of the house 6.1.
    is a very bad program that will download the MPANGO WA KANDO.EXE

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
    We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!
    [/JUSTIFY]:thumbsup
     
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  2. raagini

    raagini Silver IL'ite

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    well, although it was framed for humour (OR satire ?), a part of it is always a reality for a woman !!
    ( btw, please see similar threads list at the bottom of this page )
     
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2010
  3. omganesh

    omganesh New IL'ite

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    Hi Abma,

    I enjoyed it very much. I couldn't stop laughing :biglaugh
     

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