Installing a husband

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  1. Shruti_Thakur

    Shruti_Thakur New IL'ite

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    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Technical Support Group,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
    · Romance 9.5 and
    · Personal Attention 6.5,

    and then installed undesirable programs such as:

    · NBA 5.0,
    · NFL 3.0 and
    · Golf Clubs 4.1.

    AlsoConversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    · Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate

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    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind,
    · Boyfriend 5.0is an Entertainment Package, while
    · Husband 1.0is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    · If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
    · Please note thatBeer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta..

    Whatever you do, DO NOTunder any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
    · Cooking 3.0and



    Good Luck!
    Tech'l. Support Group (TSG)
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hi Shruti
    Can you please increase the font size??
     

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