Indians..........ofcourse

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  1. diana

    diana Bronze IL'ite

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    An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter

    And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.

    The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a

    conversation.



    American: "You Indians eat the whole bread?"

    Indian (coolly): "Of course."

    American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only

    eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,

    recycle it,

    transform them into croissants and sell them to India." The

    American has a smirk

    on his face.



    The Indian munches on... gives a cold look but did not reply.



    The American refuses to take the cue and persists: "Do you eat jelly

    with the bread??"

    Indian: "Of Course."

    American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We
    don't. In

    America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
    seeds,

    and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and

    sell the jam to India."



    The Indian puts his coffee mug down...looks straight in the American's

    eye and then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

    American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

    Indian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

    American: "We throw them away, of course."

    Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,

    melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.
     
  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Diana,
    That was a great retort. Good one.
     
  3. Rajjo

    Rajjo Junior IL'ite

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    Oh tht was a good one......:2thumbsup:
     
  4. uthra

    uthra Junior IL'ite

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    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: good one
     
  5. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Hello Diana,

    Good one.

    Meenakshi Rajan
     
  6. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Great One.... I dont know whether u have seen Rajinikanths movie Batsha wherein he says Indians are very good in talking........ this reminds that.......

    Happy Day...

    Veda
     
  7. malspie

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    Good answer .. Gora must be feeling yucky...........................
     
  8. tehzeeb

    tehzeeb New IL'ite

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    Hello Diana,

    That was great !!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha TIT FOR TAT.
    i could not stop laughing.

    keep posting.
     
  9. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    I think this joke was originally designed for Pakistanis......
     

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