<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><B><B><B><B>[B]"[/B][B]An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the [/B]<B> World.</B> [B]So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China . [/B] [B]On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he[/B]<B> Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read </B> <B> "$10,000 per call".</B> [B]The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what [/B]<B> The telephone was used for. </B> [B]The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for[/B]<B> $10,000 you could talk to God.</B> [B]The American thanked the priest and went along his way. [/B] [B]Next stop was in Japan .. [/B] [B]Th[/B][B]ere, at a very large cathedral, he saw the [/B]<B> Same golden telephonewith the same sign under it.</B> [B]He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and[/B]<B> He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. </B> [B]She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 [/B]<B> He Could talk to God. </B> [B]"O.K., thank you," said the American. [/B][B]He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France .. [/B] [B]In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000[/B]<B> Per call" sign under it. </B> <B> The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone. </B> [B]He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there[/B]<B> Was the same golden telephone, but thi s time the sign under it read </B> <B> "One Rupee per call."</B> [B]The American was[/B]<B> surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. </B> <B> "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. </B> [COLOR=red]I'm told that it is a direct line to [/COLOR]<B> Heaven,But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.</B> [B]Why is it so cheap here?" [/B] [B]Readers, [/B] [B]it is your turn........ [/B] [B]Think ....before you scroll down... [/B][B]............ ........[/B]<B> ............ ......... ......... ......... .......... ......... . </B> [B]............ . ......... ......... ......... ..... [/B][B]............ . ........... ......... ......... ........ ......[/B][B]............ . ......... .......... ......... ........ .......[/B][B]............ .......... .......... ........... ........ ...... [/B][B]............ ......... ........... ........... ........ ......[/B][B]............ . ......... ......... .......... .......... ...... [/B][B]............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......[/B][B]............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ....... [/B] [B]............ ......... .......... ......... ........ .......[/B] [B]............ . ......... ......... ......... ........ ...... [/B][B]............ .. ......... ......... ......... ........ ...... [/B][B]............ .. .......... ......... ......... ......... ...... [/B][B]............ ........... ........... ......... ........ ...... [/B] [B]The priest smiled and answered, "[/B] [B]You're in India now, [/B][B]Son[/B][B] - it's a [/B] Local Call ".</B> [SIZE=4][COLOR=red]This is the only heaven on the Earth. [/COLOR][/SIZE]</B> [SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]KEEP SMILING[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]!!!!!!!</B> [FONT=Colonna MT][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]If you are proud to be an Indian pass this on!!![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]</B> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> To react Is Easier Than To act Revathy.
hi, that's a real good one !!!!Big LaughBig Laugh Along these lines I remember one which I wish to share ....... A Japanese,An American and an Indian were on a boasting spree. The Japanese said "Last night, god appeared in my dreams and told me ''Son,one day you will rule this world" The American said "Oh ok,but he appeared in my dream as well and said "Dear Son, One day you will rule the universe" The Indian who was listening to this replied ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? " I don't think I said anything like that last night"............... :biggrin2: Jai Hind
one more ...... A foreigner and an Indian were lost in sea,they just had a boat to hold on to and kept taking turns rowing.... The foreigner was highly educated and knowledgeable and tried to keep company to the Indian, he said... " You are from India, did you know who discovered your country and put it on the map?" The Indian meekly replied "No" The surprised foreigner said "You, don't know? I think you have wasted your life" He asked him did he know about the seven wonders of the world . To this the Indian said " No" The foreigner said " Oh! You have really wasted your life" Then he talked about global warming, the forthcoming olympics, the elections in the US and so on and so forth. The Indian kept staring at him.....blankly. To change the subject, The foreigner said " What do you think of the academy awards,I think Kate [Blanchet] deserved it ,was it fair? The Indian said " I really don't know what you are talking about? The foreigner said " What a waste of life? Trying to be polite once again and thinking that he was imparting knowledge to the poor fellow the foreigner continued his blah blah on various subjects .......... and they rowed on ........ but neither could see the shore yet...... Suddenly,they could see it, it was a glimpse, miles and miles away but they both were glad they could see it........... But then, the sky roared, and then came thunder and lightning ,clouds gathered, sea waves gurgled and churned, big splashes were joined by rain........ and they couldnot see the shore anymore...... The meek Indian asked the shivering foreigner .... " can you swim?... The foreigner was pale and replied "No!" The Indian said "What a waste of life" and he dived into the water.................. '
Hi Revathy, I think I got this message and posted it here. Any how nice one. Big Laugh And Meera,:rotfl:-D:whistle:banana Simply superb.
Krishnamma,some of the forwards do get repeated,I'm sure.Many of them are worth a second reading too I hope. Thanks, Revathy
