Indian!!!!

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  1. revathy45

    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    World.
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    Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
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    "$10,000 per call".
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    The telephone was used for.
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    $10,000 you could talk to God.
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    Same golden telephone
    with the same sign under it.
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    He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
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    He

    Could talk to God.
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    Per call" sign under it.
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    The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to

    See if Indians had the same phone.
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    Was the same golden telephone, but thi s time the sign under it read
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    "One

    Rupee per call."
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    surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
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    "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden

    Telephone in many churches.
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    Heaven,
    But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.
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    [B]The priest smiled and answered, "[/B]

    [B]You're in India now, [/B]
    [B]Son[/B][B] - it's a [/B]



    Local Call ".
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    [SIZE=4][COLOR=red]This is the only heaven on the Earth. [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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    To react Is Easier Than To act

    Revathy.
     
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  2. meera2503

    meera2503 Senior IL'ite

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    hi,


    that's a real good one !!!!Big LaughBig Laugh

    Along these lines I remember one which I wish to share .......

    A Japanese,An American and an Indian were on a boasting spree.

    The Japanese said "Last night, god appeared in my dreams and told me ''Son,one day you will rule this world"

    The American said "Oh ok,but he appeared in my dream as well and said
    "Dear Son, One day you will rule the universe"

    The Indian who was listening to this replied



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    " I don't think I said anything like that last night"...............

    :biggrin2:
    Jai Hind
     
  3. revathy45

    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    Very Nice Meera!!
    Revathy
     
  4. rajnilata79

    rajnilata79 New IL'ite

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    Hahahhahahah
    good one!
     
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    Nandshyam IL Hall of Fame

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    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    Both of them were excellent, thanks for posting !
     
  7. meera2503

    meera2503 Senior IL'ite

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    one more ......


    A foreigner and an Indian were lost in sea,they just had a boat to hold on to and kept taking turns rowing....

    The foreigner was highly educated and knowledgeable and tried to keep company to the Indian, he said...


    " You are from India, did you know who discovered your country and put it on the map?"

    The Indian meekly replied "No"

    The surprised foreigner said "You, don't know? I think you have wasted your life"

    He asked him did he know about the seven wonders of the world . To this the Indian said " No"

    The foreigner said " Oh! You have really wasted your life"

    Then he talked about global warming, the forthcoming olympics, the elections in the US and so on and so forth.

    The Indian kept staring at him.....blankly.

    To change the subject,
    The foreigner said " What do you think of the academy awards,I think Kate [Blanchet] deserved it ,was it fair?

    The Indian said " I really don't know what you are talking about?

    The foreigner said " What a waste of life?

    Trying to be polite once again and thinking that he was imparting knowledge to the poor fellow the foreigner continued his blah blah on various subjects .......... and they rowed on ........ but neither could see the shore yet......


    Suddenly,they could see it, it was a glimpse, miles and miles away but they both were glad they could see it...........

    But then, the sky roared, and then came thunder and lightning ,clouds gathered, sea waves gurgled and churned, big splashes were joined by rain........ and they couldnot see the shore anymore......

    The meek Indian asked the shivering foreigner .... " can you swim?...

    The foreigner was pale and replied "No!"

    The Indian said

























    "What a waste of life"

    and he dived into the water..................











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  8. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Revathy,

    I think I got this message and posted it here. Any how nice one. Big Laugh

    And Meera,:rotfl:-D:whistle:banana

    Simply superb.
     
  9. revathy45

    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    Very Nice one again Meera!! Thanks for sharing.
    Revathy,.
     
  10. revathy45

    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    Krishnamma,some of the forwards do get repeated,I'm sure.Many of them are worth a second reading too I hope.
    Thanks,
    Revathy
     

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