An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic... *Lawyer* : "I have lost my sense of taste" *Indian doctor* : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" *Lawyer* : "Ugh..this is kerosene" *Indian doctor* : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... *Lawyer* : "I have lost my memory.. I cannot remember anything" *Indian doctor* : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" *Lawyer (annoyed)* : "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" *Indian doctor* : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. *Lawyer* : "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all " *Indian doctor* : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100" *Lawyer (staring at the note)* : "But this is $20, not $100" *Indian doctor* : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20" *You can't beat Indians* !!!!! jayasala42