Indian Cricket team Kidnapped

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  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    A man is caught in a traffic jam, when suddenly someone taps on the
    > window of his car.
    > He lowers the window and asked what he wants.
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    > The man says, " Indian Cricket Team is kidnapped and the ransom is 50
    > million dollars. If the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have
    > threatened to douse the Team with Petrol and set them on fire. We are
    > taking up a collection, do you wish to contribute ?
    >
    > The man in the car asks, "On an average what are people donating ?"
    >
    > The other man replies, "About 5 to 10 litres....!!"
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Hahahahaha... That is a good one... I dont mind donating 25L of petrol

    Veda
     
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    :wowGooddddddddBig Laugh
     
  4. Moonbeams

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    Let the team b there for a while,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,n here s one frm me...

    Dravid's dilema!
    After the shameful defeat of the Indian cricket team in the final of the Pepsi Cup 99 in Bangalore, the team members were not able to show their faces to people. They chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms. Dravid could not resist for too long to be in his hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him, "Hi Dravid!" Surprised for having been caught, he comes back and disguises himself as a Muslim woman - in burkha and all, and goes out. Yet the same again - the same woman greets him, "Hi Dravid!". Dravid comes back and is determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him, "Hi Dravid!". Bewildered by now, he could not help asking,"How did you recognize me?" And comes the answer, "Because I am Srinath!"
     
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  5. poonamjoshi9266

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    good one....................
     
  6. dsrini

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    Gooddddddddddddddddddd
     

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