India in 2020

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  1. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    1st January 2020:

    1. President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi went Italy to meet Italian president Rahul Gandhi

    2. Dhoom-17 is ready to release

    3. I will play the next world cup -- Sachin

    4. Salmaan, hrithik and abhishek attended Aish's 5th wedding

    5. Petrol 1 litre -- Rs.999 only

    6.Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has
    completed 400yrs.

    7.Coach Ganguly resigns, as India is knocked out of World Cup in 1st
    round after losing to Korea

    8.Siddhu launches his own TV channal where he can speak and laugh for
    the whole day.

    9.After giving 49 flop movie in a row himesh reshamiya is coming in
    hollywood romantic movie sequel titanic 3

    10. Mein to ab bhi jawan hoon - Dev Anand's new movie set for release where he plays son of Aamir Khan & Madhuri Dixit.

    11. After remakes of 45 films of Amitabh, Shahrukh now to play Amitabh's role in remake of "Jhoom Barabar Jhoom" .

    12. Amitabh's new movie with Shahrukh Khan's daughter "Ek aur Nishabdh"

    13. Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MPs Mallika Sheravat & Rakhi Sawant enter the assembly.

    14. Maruti launches its new Hovercraft "SX-25". Honda, Toyota & Tata to follow.
    15. A cap found in Mithi river - Sources say it belonged to a species called Himesh Reshammiya
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    :clap :clap :clap

    Good one.......on a lighter note

    Yamuna.
     
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    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one........
     

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