In BIHARI Style.....

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  1. Moonbeams

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    Hi....BABY'S NAME IN BIHARI STYLE....JUST A LAUGH...NOTHING SERIOUS...


    A BIHARI WAS WORKING
    IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS



    wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna ( Bihar).



    At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his

    colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.



    His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "Happy

    event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...



    The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the

    wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.



    The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give to the son?"



    The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken

    care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI";



    If it is the third neighbour then it would

    be "TRIVEDI",



    If it is the fourth neighbour then it

    would be "CHATURVEDI";



    If its the fifth neighbour then it would

    be "PANDEY"...



    After listening to this, questions followed.



    What if it is a mixture of neighbours?

    "Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"...



    And what if the wife is too shy to tell

    the name of the neighbour?

    Then it would be "SHARMA"...



    But what if she refuses to divulge the

    name of the neighbour?

    Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...



    If she does not remember the name then?

    "It is YAAD-AV"



    But who knows whether the child resulted

    from a rape?

    Then it will be named "DOSHI"...



    Finally, if the child happened because

    of wife's burning desire?

    Then he will be named "JOSHI"...



    And if the whole country had made efforts

    for the happy arrival?....

    "DESHPANDEY."
     
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  2. vidyasundar

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    :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

    good one
    vidyasundar:wave
     
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    Hi,

    Good one....

    Veda
     
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    :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

    Excellent keep it up
     
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    good one.........
     

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