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If your father is poor, its your fate..if you father in law is poor, its your stupidi

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vivbass, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hi all,can anyone count the necklace & find it out & tell me:mrgreen:
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    So goes a wise saying ...............
    "
    If your father is a poor man, its not your fault
    But

    If your father-in-Law is a poor man, it's definitely your fault"
    Here is a faultless couple
    (Javed Miandad's son and his wife
    (Dawood Ibrahim's Daughter)...
    All that Glitters is definitely gold!!
     
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  2. Blondie

    Blondie Bronze IL'ite

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    Re: If your father is poor, its your fate..if you father in law is poor, its your stu

    My poor eyes cant count the # but the big one definitely reminded me of the chastity belt of middle ages. Poor woman..........
     
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    Abha Bronze IL'ite

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    Re: If your father is poor, its your fate..if you father in law is poor, its your stu

    seeing this photgraph 2 things come to my mind instantly. vulgar display of money and poor taste

    ~Abha
     
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    ramya_psk Senior IL'ite

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    Re: If your father is poor, its your fate..if you father in law is poor, its your stu

    definition of necklace

    An ornament worn around the neck

    what is the name of that long one............:confused2:


    thx
    ramya
     
  5. Blondie

    Blondie Bronze IL'ite

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    Re: If your father is poor, its your fate..if you father in law is poor, its your stu

    Ramya,
    google for chastity belt. Its definition is not to be posted here.......
     
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    Re: If your father is poor, its your fate..if you father in law is poor, its your stu

    hi
    i can't really say how many necklaces but my my.. Bappi Lahiri would be so upset at this kind of competition!!!!!:bang

    :thankyou2:
     
  7. sunitak

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    JOkes

    :)

    Doctor asks sardar- is yours and and wife's blood group is same?

    Sardar- hoga, zarur hoga. 25 salon se mera khoom jo pee rahi hai.
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    A small guy named arun who is known by others as mr.kumar ka beta which his mom dont like she wanted his son to be known by his name nt by fathers name so whenever anyone used call him "MR KUMAR KA BETA "she used scream at them .once a friend came to there house n said "tum mr kumar ke beta ho na" the kid replied "papa always say that but mom dnt agree 4 it"

    =======================================================What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?

    La loo
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    Laloos family planning policy.. "DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
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    A Boy was playing in the park with his father sitting on a bench
    with his friend.
    Father: Beta ! What is 9 multiplied by 8 ?
    Beta: 76
    Father : Good!
    Father's friend got terrified.
    Friend: Arre Yaar! 9 multiplied by 8 is 72. your boy said 76 and you
    congratulated him.
    Father: He has improved a lot. He used to say 80.
     
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    Re: If your father is poor, its your fate..if you father in law is poor, its your stu

    A picture is worth 1000 words. this picture says it all. How is she still standing.?

    ughhhhhh.......

    Jothi.
     
  9. Kamla

    Kamla IL Hall of Fame

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    Re: If your father is poor, its your fate..if you father in law is poor, its your stu

    Blondie...That was a great retort:))))))))))))))))))))

    An unusual bridal couple and an excellent fitting title..good job Vivbass:)

    L, Kamla
     
  10. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Re: If your father is poor, its your fate..if you father in law is poor, its your stu

    thanx to all:)
    hahhahaha,had a hearty laugh blondie for ur comments
     

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