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If you love somebody... diff versions

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Jan 9, 2008.

  1. daffodil

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    THE ORIGINAL VERSION
    If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours.

    THE PESSIMIST VERSION
    If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

    THE OPTIMIST VERSION
    If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.

    THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION
    If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.

    THE IMPATIENT VERSION
    If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.

    THE PATIENT VERSION
    If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

    THE PLAYFUL VERSION
    If you love somebody, Set her free ... * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *

    THE LAWYER'S VERSION
    If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

    THE BILL GATES VERSION
    If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

    THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION
    If you love somebody, Set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

    THE POSSESSIVE VERSION
    If you love somebody don't ever set her free.

    THE MBA VERSION
    If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously.

    THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION
    If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

    THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION
    If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

    THE MARKETING VERSION
    If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty. If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
     
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