If a Dog were your Teacher

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    If A Dog Were Your Teacher

    If a dog were your teacher you would learn stuff like...

    - When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

    - Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

    - Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

    - When it's in your best interest -- practice obedience.

    - Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

    - Take naps and stretch before rising.

    - Run, romp, and play daily.

    - Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

    - Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.

    - On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

    - On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

    - When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

    - No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.

    - Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

    - Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

    - Be loyal.

    - Never pretend to be something you're not.

    - If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

    - When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

     
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