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If A Dog Were Your Teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mathangikkumar, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. mathangikkumar

    mathangikkumar Platinum IL'ite

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    If A Dog Were Your Teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    These are some of the lessons you might learn…

    When loved ones come home, always run to greet them , Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride . Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

    When it’s in your best interest ,practice obedience.

    Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.

    Take naps and stretch before rising . Run romp and play daily

    Thrive on attention and let people touch you .Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.

    On warm days stop to lie on your back on the grass . On hot days drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

    When you’re happy dance around and wag your entire body.

    No matter how often you’re scolded , don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout . Run right back and make friends.

    Delight in the simple joy of a long walk . Eat with gusto and enthusiasm . Stop when you have had enough.

    Be loyal . Never pretend to be something you’re not .

    If what you want lies buried ,dig until you find it.

    When someone is having a bad day , be silent , sit close by and nuzzle him gently.
     
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  2. rgsrinivasan

    rgsrinivasan IL Hall of Fame

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    That was a fantastic piece MathangiKumar.
    Thanks for sharing this.

    Btw, should this not be under the "Snippets" section? -rgs
     
  3. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    rgs, this is a copy paste..so forwards..
     
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  4. rgsrinivasan

    rgsrinivasan IL Hall of Fame

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    Didn't know that Shanvy. Thanks. -rgs
     
  5. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    you don't have time to read forwards..you are always writing and posting new ones..so no issues at all.
     
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  6. superwoman09

    superwoman09 Gold IL'ite

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    Wow another fantastic piece. If only we could remember to follow this always :D
     
  7. Psg13

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    Haha good one !!!
     

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