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Identifying People

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by karunamurty, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. karunamurty

    karunamurty Bronze IL'ite

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    HOW TO IDENTIFY PEOPLE FROM DIFF PLACES IN INDIA...

    Scenario 1
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
    That's MUMBAI


    Scenario 2
    Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
    You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!


    Scenario 3
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
    The first two get together and beat him up.
    That's DELHI

    Scenario 4
    Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
    A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
    That's AHMEDABAD

    Scenario 5
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes..
    He writes a software program to stop the fight.
    But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
    That's BANGALORE


    Scenario 6
    Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
    A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense
    Peace settles in...

    That's CHENNAI
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    Scenario 7
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
    You are in KOLKATA

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    Scenario 8
    Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
    "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting".
    That's KERALA !


    And the best one is ....

    Scenario 9
    Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
    All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
    You are in GOA !!!

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