Iam Thankful

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    I AM THANKFUL: [​IMG]


    FOR THE WIFE
    WHO SAYS IT'S EGGS N BACON TONIGHT,
    BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
    AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
    .
    .
    FOR THE HUSBAND
    WHO IS ON THE SOFA
    BEING A COUCH POTATO,
    BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
    AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.
    .
    .
    FOR THE TEENAGER
    WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
    BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
    NOT ON THE STREETS.
    .
    .
    FOR THE TAXES I PAY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM EMPLOYED
    .
    .
    .
    .
    FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY

    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
    BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
    .
    .
    FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.
    .
    .
    .
    FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
    .
    .
    .
    FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
    WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
    AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME ..
    .
    FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
    I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT

    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
    .
    .
    .
    FOR THE PARKING SPOT
    I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
    AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION
    .
    .
    .
    FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM WARM.
    .
    .
    FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
    WHO SINGS OFF KEY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I CAN HEAR.
    .
    .
    .
    FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.
    .
    .
    .
    FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
    AT THE END OF THE DAY

    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
    CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.
    .
    .
    .
    FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
    IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.
    .
    .
    AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
    [​IMG]
    BECAUSE
    IT MEANS I HAVE
    FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.
    [​IMG]
    .
    .
    Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart
     
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