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Husbands Store: Ladies pl stop on the 5th flr

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    The Husband Store ..

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">New York City</st1:place></st1:City> , where a woman

    may go to choose a husband.

    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store

    operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

    You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

    floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely

    good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good

    looking and help with the housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the

    fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead

    gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

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    Floor 6 - You are visitor No. 4,363,012 :) to this floor. There are no men on

    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to

    please.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
     
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  2. balamotwani

    balamotwani Bronze IL'ite

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    Thats a good one.

    I know Women always expects more. (Incl. me)
    :rotfl
     
  3. balamotwani

    balamotwani Bronze IL'ite

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    I forgot to say Ladies dont also watch the sign board saying Ladies pls stop on the 5 th floor.

    I liked it and fwded to my friends.
     
  4. Aabhi

    Aabhi Gold IL'ite

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    :clapExcellent one. Enjoyed reading it.
     
  5. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Good one.... Thanks for the understanding.....

    Veda
     

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