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Husband & Wife Jokes..

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ArabianDoll, Mar 10, 2007.

  1. ArabianDoll

    ArabianDoll Senior IL'ite

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    <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><TD class=newstitle align=left><TD class=para1 align=left>*The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket
    and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket.
    Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
    "Why?" the woman asked.
    "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out
    of nowhere."

    It all depends on your perspective ...
    *An English professor wrote the words "woman without her man is
    nothing" on the blackboard and directed her students to punctuate it
    correctly.
    The male students wrote:
    "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
    The female students wrote:
    "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

    *A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

    Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

    *A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

    *A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

    The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

    *Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. "Be
    careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in me."

    "So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    gr8 jokes,hahahahha:2thumbsup:
     
  3. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Super Jokes. I enjoyed very much. Keep posting.:2thumbsup: :rotfl :rotfl
     
  4. radhavenkatesh

    radhavenkatesh Bronze IL'ite

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    :-D haha gud ones indeed
     
  5. vasanthano1

    vasanthano1 New IL'ite

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    Good jokes...
    Keep posting such type of funny jokes..
    me and my husband enjoyed these.. :-D :-D :-D

    vasantha
     
  6. Priya Amarnath

    Priya Amarnath Bronze IL'ite

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    Nice jokes, had a good laugh reading ur jokes. Please do post more.

    Regards
    Priya
     

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