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husband and wife ----as days go by

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by uthra, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. uthra

    uthra Junior IL'ite

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    Love _expression:
    6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
    6 months: Of course I love U
    6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?


    Back from Work:
    6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
    6 months: BACK!!
    6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??


    Gifts:
    6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
    6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living
    Room
    6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something


    Phone Ringing:
    6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
    6 months: Here, for you
    6 years: PHONE RINGING


    Cooking:
    6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
    6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    6 years: AGAIN!!!!


    Apology:
    6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
    6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
    6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??


    New Dress:
    6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
    6 months: You bought a new dress again???
    6 years: How much did THAT cost me?


    Planning for Vacations:
    6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
    6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
    6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???


    TV:
    6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
    6 months: I like this movie
    6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed,
    I can stay up by myself
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Wow, nice post. I'll keep this in mind, so that i don't evoke such responses.
     
  3. Rajjo

    Rajjo Junior IL'ite

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    Me too.....
     
  4. sujakalyan

    sujakalyan Silver IL'ite

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    hi uthra,

    hilarious posting, reminds of

    mogam 30 days
    aasai 60 days

    tamil proverb
     
  5. honeybee

    honeybee Gold IL'ite

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    Hi uthra
    That was a very nice one...:2thumbsup:
    Keep them coming.

    BTW any takers to tell us what it would be after 60 years? :mrgreen:

    Regards
    Honeybee
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    very much true.........
     
  7. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Uthra
    Let me add some other facts also abt wives-
    first year - Chandramukhi
    Second year - Suryamukhi
    after that - Jwalamukhi
     
  8. slp807

    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    hahaha......


    good post
     
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    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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