Humour! Thathuvams

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  1. dsrini

    dsrini Bronze IL'ite

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    SON: Appa....... schoolla ramu enna adichittaanpa......
    Father: Teacher kitta complaint panna vendiyadhu dhane........
    Son: Ramu dhaan pa teacher
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    Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove?
    Neenga ukhandu paarunga............. Appuram theriyum.........!
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    All ATM's in Punjab were jammed & not working.
    Bcoz, when it said "Enter your PIN", Sardarji's wife put hairPIN in it.
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    HELLO PEPSI UMAVA?????? ENAKKU SIVAKASILA IRUNDHU ORU SONG PODUNGA.........
    UMA: SORRY NAAN IPPO CHENNAILA IRUKAEN.
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    A teacher was teaching grammer. After teaching she asked Sardar to say a COMPOUND sentence.
    He said ' STICK NO BILLS'
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    TTR: Ticket kattunga?
    Traveller: Itho parunga.
    TTR: Ithu palaya ticket kannu.,
    Traveller: Train mattum enna Pudusa?
    TTR: ......... ????
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    Husband: Coffee romba stronga irukke, enna potta?
    Wife: oru spoon Cement pottaen.......
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    Father: Ennada! Test la zero mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla padikkaliya?
    Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichadhukkaga miss "O" pottanga...

    Mazai adichcha thanni varum Thanni adichcha malai varuma?

    Thoongurathukku munnadi thoonga porenu sollalam..aana enthirikirathukku
    munnadi enthirika poren nu solla mudiyuma?!

    Otta panthayathule Kaal evelavu vegama odinalum..prize kaikkuthaan
    kedaikum...

    7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida money irunthalum..fast food kadaile
    ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum...

    Innaikki thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam. Aana nalaikki thoonguna inaiku
    enthirika mudiyathu...


    Last but not the least...


    Nee evalavu vegama nadanthaalum

    Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!!

    DSRINI
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig Laughsuperb jokes,had a hearty laugh,thanx for sharing.

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    SON: Appa....... schoolla ramu enna adichittaanpa......
    Father: Teacher kitta complaint panna vendiyadhu dhane........
    Son: Ramu dhaan pa teacher

    Father: Ennada! Test la zero mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla padikkaliya?
    Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichadhukkaga miss "O" pottanga...
    these 2 r super
     
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  3. dsrini

    dsrini Bronze IL'ite

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    More Thathuvams

    Pongal Thathuvam... Sattikulla PONGAL ! Sattiku Veliye SENGAL !
    SattiKulla INIPU ! Sattiku Veliye NERUPU !

    nee evvalavu periya companyil velapaarthaalum... oru alukku oru seatu
    thaan!!!!

    pacha molagale pacha irukkum. aana kodemolagale kodai irukkuma??

    kovil maniya naama adichaa saththam varum... aana kovil mani nammela
    adicha raththam than varum....

    doctor padhicha doctor agalam.... lawyeruku padhicha lawyer
    agalam...thirukural padhicha thiruvalluvar aaga mudiyuma!!!?????

    Irukkurappa enna thaan complan, bournvita kudichaalum, sethathukkapram
    ellaarukkum paal thaan...

    School testil bit adikkalam. College testil bit adikkalam. aana blood
    testil bit adikka mudiyathu.

    Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda Branch Niraya idathula irukkum. Aana Adayar
    Aala marathoda Branch Adayar la mattum thaan.


    Last of All------- TODAY'S T.Rajendar THATHUVAM: Kaalula podathaan
    seruppu. Sambarla podathaan paruppu. En mela kaattaathe veruppu.
     
  4. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Bus poita bus stand angaye thaan irukkum,
    Aana cycle poita, cycle stand koodave pogum

    Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyaathu,
    But Payaasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum

    Tool Box la toll paarka mudiyum,
    Match box la match paarka mudiyumma???

    Idli podiya thottu Idli saapidalam,
    Mooku podiya thottu mooka saapida mudiyumma

    Paambu ethanai thadvai padam eduthalum
    athala oru thadavai kooda theatre la release panna mudiyathu...
     
  5. dsrini

    dsrini Bronze IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh:thumbsupbonk
     
  6. gsaikripa

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    good Jokes..........
     
  7. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hi saraswathi,
    superBig Laugh:bowdown
     

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