Humour ...Laloo Prasad sent his Bio-data

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  1. anurekha

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    Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
    Corporation, <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">USA</st1:place></st1:country-region>. A few days later he got this reply:

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

    You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
    No phone call shall be entertained.

    Bill Gates.

    Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
    He arranged a press conference and said:

    "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca
    mein naukri mil gayee hai."

    Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab
    ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze
    main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ---Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

    You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
    our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
    Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter
    bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
    >No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
    shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
    Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

    Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. .
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