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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Thyagarajan, Sep 13, 2020.

  1. Thyagarajan

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    Wife "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"
    Husband "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."


    Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.

    Interviewer-What is Recession?
    Candidate - When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession.


    Accountancy

    What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
    A drunken Friend is a liability.
    But. A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset.



    An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.

    A- Monopoly should be broken.
    B- Competition improves the quality of service.
    1 wife, She fights with husband.
    If 2 wives, They will fight for husband.



    Wonders before and after Marriage.

    When one is in love,
    Wonders happen.
    But once get married,
    Person wonder, what happened.



    Philosophy of Marriage

    At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD
    Later, somehow
    alphabets get reversed.



    Secret formula:

    "Love One Another"
    And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!
     
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