<TABLE style="BORDER-RIGHT: #abdbef 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #abdbef 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #abdbef 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #abdbef 1px solid" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#daf0fe border=0><TD style="BORDER-LEFT: #abdbef 1px solid" vAlign=top><TABLE height="96%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0>HE Can I buy you a drink? SHE Actually I'd rather have the money. HE I'm a photographer.. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE Hi. Didn't we go on a date once or was it twice? SHE Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE I must've been given your share. HE Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE Your face must turn a few heads SHE And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE Okay, get out. HE I think I could make you very happy SHE Why? Are you leaving? HE What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE Can I have your name? SHE Why? Don't you already have one? HE Shall we go see a movie? SHE I've already seen it. HE Where have you been all my life? SHE Hiding from you. HE Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE Is this seat empty? SHE Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE So, what do you do for a living? SHE I'm a female impersonator. HE Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE Do not enter. HE If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE Where have you been all my life? SHE Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. <TABLE height=39 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><!--<td> Report Abuse </td>--><TD vAlign=center align=middle><TD vAlign=center align=middle>Cheers, Daffodil <TD vAlign=center align=middle>
