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How to turn men down - with style!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    <TABLE style="BORDER-RIGHT: #abdbef 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #abdbef 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #abdbef 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #abdbef 1px solid" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#daf0fe border=0><TD style="BORDER-LEFT: #abdbef 1px solid" vAlign=top><TABLE height="96%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0>HE Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE Actually I'd rather have the money.

    HE I'm a photographer.. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    SHE I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    HE Hi. Didn't we go on a date once or was it twice?
    SHE Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

    HE How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE I must've been given your share.

    HE Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

    HE Your face must turn a few heads
    SHE And your face must turn a few stomachs.

    HE Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    SHE Okay, get out.

    HE I think I could make you very happy
    SHE Why? Are you leaving?

    HE What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

    HE Can I have your name?
    SHE Why? Don't you already have one?

    HE Shall we go see a movie?
    SHE I've already seen it.

    HE Where have you been all my life?
    SHE Hiding from you.

    HE Haven't I seen you some place before?
    SHE Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

    HE Is this seat empty?
    SHE Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    HE So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE I'm a female impersonator.

    HE Hey baby, what's your sign?
    SHE Do not enter.

    HE If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    SHE If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    HE Where have you been all my life?
    SHE Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.



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    Daffodil

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  2. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    though a repeat good one to read again

    :queen
     
  3. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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  4. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Awesome STYLE.....
     

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