HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put about 100 bricks in some[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Particular order in a closed[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Room with an[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Open window.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Then send 2 or 3 candidates in[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The room and close the door.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Leave them alone and come back[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]After 6 hours and then analyze[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The situation.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are counting the[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Bricks.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in the accounts[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Department.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are recounting them..[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in auditing .[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they have messed up the[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Whole place with the bricks.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in engineering.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are arranging the[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Bricks in some strange order.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in planning.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are throwing the[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Bricks at each other.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in operations .[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are sleeping.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in security.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they have broken the bricks[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Into pieces.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in information[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Technology.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are sitting idle.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in human resources.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they say they have tried[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Different combinations, yet[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Not a brick has[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Been moved. Put them in sales.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they have already left for[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The day.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in marketing.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are staring out of the[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Window.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them on strategic[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Planning.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]And then last but not least.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are talking to each[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Other and not a single brick[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Has been[/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Moved.[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Congratulate them and put them[/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]In top management[/FONT]
Dear Rajesh, Im glad I chanced upon this one as well. It is simply superb. This has been a very entertaining noon with your posts. Laugh a riot. Loved it.:rotfl:rotfl I am sure there is a lot here for recruitment companies to followBig LaughBig Laugh Regards, Devika