How to recruit the right person for the job?

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  1. Rajeshv

    Rajeshv Bronze IL'ite

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    HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put about 100 bricks in some[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Particular order in a closed[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Room with an[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Open window.[/FONT]






    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Then send 2 or 3 candidates in[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The room and close the door.[/FONT]







    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Leave them alone and come back[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]After 6 hours and then analyze[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The situation.[/FONT]







    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are counting the[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Bricks.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in the accounts[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Department.[/FONT]







    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are recounting them..[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in auditing .[/FONT]














    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they have messed up the[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Whole place with the bricks.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in engineering.[/FONT]










    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are arranging the[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Bricks in some strange order.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in planning.[/FONT]







    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are throwing the[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Bricks at each other.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in operations .[/FONT]














    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are sleeping.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in security.[/FONT]














    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they have broken the bricks[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Into pieces.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in information[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Technology.[/FONT]








    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are sitting idle.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in human resources.[/FONT]







    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they say they have tried[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Different combinations, yet[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Not a brick has[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Been moved. Put them in sales.[/FONT]














    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they have already left for[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The day.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them in marketing.[/FONT]








    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are staring out of the[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Window.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Put them on strategic[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Planning.[/FONT]







    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]And then last but not least.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]If they are talking to each[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Other and not a single brick[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Has been[/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Moved.[/FONT]







    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Congratulate them and put them[/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]In top management[/FONT]
     
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  2. Devika Menon

    Devika Menon Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Rajesh,

    Im glad I chanced upon this one as well. It is simply superb. This has been a very entertaining noon with your posts. Laugh a riot. Loved it.:rotfl:rotfl

    I am sure there is a lot here for recruitment companies to followBig LaughBig Laugh

    Regards,
    Devika
     

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