<SMALL>Top Ten Ways to Recognize an NRI</SMALL> <SMALL>From: Krishna Prasad (Prasad@biologysx.lan.nrc.ca) </SMALL> <SMALL>(May not apply towards NRIs returning from Gulf) </SMALL> <SMALL>10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion nervously. </SMALL> <SMALL>9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water. </SMALL> <SMALL>8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours behind schedule. </SMALL> <SMALL>7. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the Customs clearance of airport. </SMALL> <SMALL>6. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations. </SMALL> <SMALL>5. Basically, any man who is changing a baby's diaper. </SMALL> <SMALL>4. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30" suitcase. </SMALL> <SMALL>3. One who feels embarassed to run after the railway conductor, for reservation. </SMALL> <SMALL>2. One who says, "say cheese" when taking a picture. </SMALL> <SMALL>1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet.</SMALL> </PRE>
