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How to keep a wife happy......

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mathangikkumar, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. mathangikkumar

    mathangikkumar Platinum IL'ite

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    How to keep a wife happy......


    Its really not difficult to make a wife happy....
    A husband only needs to be :
    a friend
    a companion
    a lover
    a brother
    a father
    a man
    a chef
    an electrician
    a carpenter
    a plumber
    a mechanic
    a decorator
    a stylist
    a bug exterminator
    a healer
    a good listener
    an organiser
    sympathetic
    warm
    attentive
    gallant
    intellegent
    funny
    creative
    tender
    strong
    understanding
    tolerant
    prudent
    ambitious
    capable
    courageous
    determined
    dependable
    passionate
    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    GIVE HER COMPLIMENTS FREQUENTLY
    lOVE SHOPPING...
    BE HONEST...
    BE VERY RICH...
    NEVER STRESS HER...
    NEVER LOOK AT OTHER WOMEN...
    and at the same time u must give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself..
    give her lots of time, expecially time for herself..
    and finally very important:never to forget
    birthdays
    anniversaries
    her favourite colour
    her favourite Gem
    Her favourite fragrance
    her favourite memories
    her favourite holidays
    her favourite friends
    her favourite food
    her favourite restaurant...


    NOW
    HOW TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPY
    just leave him alone...
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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  2. littl

    littl Platinum IL'ite

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    thats it ......... lol smiley-shocked028.gif
     
  3. aiyanct

    aiyanct New IL'ite

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    OMG.....:eek:mg:.....Only CARING & Giving LOVE forever. Respect her feelings especiallyBow
     
  4. mathangikkumar

    mathangikkumar Platinum IL'ite

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    A lot of men think they doing women a favour by asking for her hand in marriage,but lets think about dis once
    She changes her name,
    changes her home,
    leaves her family,
    moves in wid you,
    builds a home wid you,
    gets pregnant for you,
    pregnancy change her body,
    she gets fat,
    almost gives up in d labour room due to d unbearable pains of child birth,
    even d kids she delivers bear ur name.
    Till d day she dies everything she does benefits you.....
    So who is really doing whom a favour?
    ..................................
    Dear Men,Kindly do Appreciate nd give Love nd Care to ur wife today & always coz she doesn't demand anything except these things nd it is not easy to be a woman.

    *Being a woman is priceless*
     
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    Haha good one !!!
     

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