"HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA > > Scenario 1 > Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, > then a fourth and they start arguing about who's > right. You are in Kolkata > > Scenario 2 > Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, > sees them and walks on. That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy > place dude... > > Scenario 3 > Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & > tries to make peace... The first two get together & > beat him up. That's Delhi > > Scenario 4 > Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A > guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall > That's Ahmedabad . > > Scenario 5 > Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he > Writes a software program to stop the fight. But the > fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. > That's Bangalore . > > Scenario 6 > Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A > Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't > Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's > Chennai. > Scenario 7 > Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out > and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys > are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!! > > Scenario 8 > Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a > carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and > abusing each other and all go home as friends. You > are in Goa . > > Scenario 9 > Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve > their fight with the help of others passing over > their. > You are in the Heart of India ( M.P). > And the best one is here..................... > > Scenario 10 > Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby > house. And says" aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, > dusarikade jaun bhanda ( dont fight in front of my > place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)". > That's Pune for sure!!! > Cheers for Pune...!
