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How to get Old

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lavii, Mar 19, 2010.

  1. lavii

    lavii Gold IL'ite

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    <TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%"><TD vAlign=top width="85%" height="100%">A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above,Sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,so he walked up to her and said,"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
    "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said."Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.Apart from that,I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,and eat only junk food.On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.""That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

    "Thirty-four," she replied.

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