<TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%"><TD vAlign=top width="85%" height="100%">A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above,Sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,so he walked up to her and said,"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said."Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.Apart from that,I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,and eat only junk food.On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.""That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied. <TD class=smalltext vAlign=bottom width="85%"><TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed" width="100%" border=0><TD class=smalltext width="100%" colSpan=2><HR class=hrcolor width="100%" SIZE=1>
