Never marry a Testing boy since he always doubts U . Never marry a DATABASE boy since he always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key. Never marry a C boy because he always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never marry a C++ boy as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE . Never marry a JAVA boy since he always throws EXCEPTIONS. Never marry a VB boy since he has divorce FORM with her always. Never marry a UNIX boy ,he always dump u with a core. Never marry a PASCAL boy ,he always scolds u as rascal. Never marry a COBOL boy since he may be very good in DIVISION of families. Never marry a NETWORK boy since he may be very good in shooting troubles. Better marry a boy not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY MARRY A BOY FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY , THEN..........
