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How To Catch A Lion...................

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Saraswathipv, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    A forward msg that I received........

    Methods to catch a lion



    Newton's Method:

    Let, the lion catch you.
    For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
    Implies you caught lion.

    Einstein Method:

    Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
    Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
    Now you can trap it easily.

    Software Engineer Method:

    Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
    If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

    Indian Police Method:

    Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

    Rajnikanth Method :

    Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
    The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

    Jayalalitha Method:

    Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

    Manirathnam Method (director):

    Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
    room with a single candle lighted.
    Keep murmuring something in its ears.
    The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

    Karan Johar Method (director):

    Send a lioness into the forest.
    Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
    Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
    First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
    But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
    Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
    You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

    Yash Chopra method (director):

    Take the lion to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Australia</st1:country-region></st1:place> or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

    Govinda method:

    Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

    Menaka Gandhi method:

    Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

    George bush method:

    Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

    Ravi Shastri Method

    Ask the lion to bowl at u.
    U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
    Lion tired and surrenders
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha nice one ya Saraswathi
    I liked the karan johar method
     
  3. Saraswathipv

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    Aruna....I loved the murmuring method of ManiRatnam..Lion committing suicideBig Laugh...

    And imagine that Govinda method....dancing in front of the lion:rotfl:rotfl...
     
  4. Meenaneelakantan

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    Hi Dear Saras ma'am..A nice laughing piece..I too enjoyed Karan Johar's method a lot..
     
  5. Saraswathipv

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    Hi Meenu kutty,

    U too enjoyed the jokes..great great......

    But I thought u will not..b'coz I remember u said that u were a singa kutty....:queen....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Bye
     
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  6. Meenaneelakantan

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    Dear Saras ma'am

    Oh...idhan "LION" thread ah? "Directors lion" thread nu solirundha udaney karpuram madiri enaku purinchurukum..

    I thought of that before replying to your thread..Na Singa Kutty dhan eppavumae...Paavam as rabbit should not feel sad, i replied even after reading wat all you have told about my LION vamsam...

    Only to catch a lion, u have to think of various ways...
    But to catch a rabbit.........a single carrot is enough........hahaha.......
     
  7. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hey Saraswathi and Meena
    Here too????? come on comeon grow up sweeties
     
  8. gsaikripa

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    Hey Saraswathi ,
    Nice one.i likes Ravi shastri & Menaka method
     
  9. Saraswathipv

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    Hi Sai kripa,

    Thanx.....Big Laugh
     
  10. Saraswathipv

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    Hi Aruna....Yes, myself and that lion cub, meena, keep chasing each other:queen
     

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