A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "Icouldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "what's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. " I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty food, and never exercise". " That's amazing," the woman said. " How old are u?" " twenty-six," he said.