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How old are u?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Huma, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. Huma

    Huma Silver IL'ite

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    A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

    "Icouldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "what's your secret for a long happy life?"

    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. " I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty food, and never exercise".

    " That's amazing," the woman said.

    " How old are u?"

    " twenty-six," he said.
     
  2. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    hello


    hey im just five
    when i want to dance in the rain
    im just ten
    when i want to
    go cycling along the roadside
    im just fifteen
    when i want to
    write those poems on
    love...to roses rainbow
    trees or birds..
    im just twenty
    newly married
    enjoying a honeymoon
    caribeen is best i hear?
    im just twenty plus
    cajoling my kids..
    im just thirty plus
    sharing their school years
    im just thirty plus plus
    a lot of responsibilities
    im just forty
    a few strains of grey
    hey there are not many
    who grey so fast..!
    going around in abandon
    visiting people
    as if they are flying away to the moon..!!
    forty plus
    understanding wife and mom..!1
    writing for pleasure more..
    forty plus plus...
    why dont we just count backwards..?
    menopause..
    and yes half a century
    and im enjoying life
    with a lap top to say hoo haa to all
    thanks to my kids...!!!
    and il to share
    thanks to my sis..!!
    chatter box me
    have given my age in profile
    not like those old young ones
    who hide behind a
    missing profile....!!
    ahahahaha


    sathya
     

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