Honest answers

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Honest answers

    1. Why did you apply for this job?
    I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it's just that
    you called me first.

    2. Why do you want to work for this company?
    I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have
    any specific company in mind.

    3. Why should I hire you?
    You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

    4. What would you do if this happened?
    Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation...

    5. What is your biggest strength?
    I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about
    the fate of company.

    6. What is your biggest weakness?

    7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
    Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job
    to get more money, so I am here today.

    8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
    Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my
    job? I could demand more and stay there.

    9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
    Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a
    change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

    10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
    For the same reason why you left your previous job.

    11. What do you want from this job?
    No work and good hikes.

    12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
    Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.

    13. What do you know about our company?
    I knew you will ask me this question. So, I've gone through your website.

    14. What salary are you expecting?
    Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me
    20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on
    whatever I ask.So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%.

  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    good one...
    though i have read this before

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