HOME OF LAUGHTER 24×7 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. One shouldn’t marry the person he wants to live with, should marry the one He cannot live without, but whatever he does he would regret it later. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried - but ..... Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come! Regular naps prevent old age, especially if one takes them while driving. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it: There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it! It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered Courtesy: my WHATSAPP Alumni group.