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Cheeniya · Sep 5, 2024

There was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver,
a man dressed in an Armani suit,
Cerutti shoes,
Ray-Ban sunglasses,
TAG-Heuer wrist watch,
& a Pierre Cardin tie
gets out and asks the shepherd,
'If I can tell you how many sheep you have,
will you give me one of them?'

The shepherd looks at
the young man,
then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies,
'Okay.'

The young man parks the car,
connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Website,
scans the ground using his GPS,
opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
tables.

He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech
mini-printer,
turns to the shepherd and says,
‘'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'.

The shepherd cheers,
"That's correct,
you can have your choicest sheep from the herd".

'The young man takes one of the animals which he likes most and cute from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks,
'If I guess your profession,
will you return my animal to me?'

The young man laughed and answers,
'Yes, why not?'

The shepherd says,
'You are a MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.'

'How did you know?'
asks the young man.

'Very simple,'
answers the shepherd.

1. First,
you came here without being wanted.

2. Second,
you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

3. Third,
you don't understand anything about my business.

Now, *May I please have my DOG back? "*

Thyagarajan · Sep 8, 2024

A nice share. Thank You Sir.

RatnaMalliswari · Sep 8, 2024

Cheeniya said: ↑

There was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver,
a man dressed in an Armani suit,
Cerutti shoes,
Ray-Ban sunglasses,
TAG-Heuer wrist watch,
& a Pierre Cardin tie
gets out and asks the shepherd,
'If I can tell you how many sheep you have,
will you give me one of them?'

The shepherd looks at
the young man,
then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies,
'Okay.'

The young man parks the car,
connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Website,
scans the ground using his GPS,
opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
tables.

He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech
mini-printer,
turns to the shepherd and says,
‘'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'.

The shepherd cheers,
"That's correct,
you can have your choicest sheep from the herd".

'The young man takes one of the animals which he likes most and cute from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks,
'If I guess your profession,
will you return my animal to me?'

The young man laughed and answers,
'Yes, why not?'

The shepherd says,
'You are a MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.'

'How did you know?'
asks the young man.

'Very simple,'
answers the shepherd.

1. First,
you came here without being wanted.

2. Second,
you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

3. Third,
you don't understand anything about my business.

Now, *May I please have my DOG back? "*
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Hello @Cheeniya sir
Very nice post,I appreciate your efforts for bringing such interesting share here.After reading your post I remembered my incomplete poem,I would like to keep few lines of that here:
Hardworker know the smell of sweat
Smartworker know smell room freshener
Hardworker know how to handle entangles in the life
Smartworker know how to use electronic device to solve problems
Hardworker believe no pain no gain
Smartworker feels instant results and relief
Hardworker rely on his mind smartness
Smartworker rely on device smartness.

Sir this is situation of using only electronic devices and other gadgets.Imagine the generation of AI, like now children carry school bag, employees have laptop bag or backpack,I guess in future all these will be replaced with one robo integrated with complete AI .
Regards
Ratna

RatnaMalliswari · Sep 8, 2024

Cheeniya said: ↑

There was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver,
a man dressed in an Armani suit,
Cerutti shoes,
Ray-Ban sunglasses,
TAG-Heuer wrist watch,
& a Pierre Cardin tie
gets out and asks the shepherd,
'If I can tell you how many sheep you have,
will you give me one of them?'

The shepherd looks at
the young man,
then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies,
'Okay.'

The young man parks the car,
connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Website,
scans the ground using his GPS,
opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
tables.

He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech
mini-printer,
turns to the shepherd and says,
‘'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'.

The shepherd cheers,
"That's correct,
you can have your choicest sheep from the herd".

'The young man takes one of the animals which he likes most and cute from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks,
'If I guess your profession,
will you return my animal to me?'

The young man laughed and answers,
'Yes, why not?'

The shepherd says,
'You are a MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.'

'How did you know?'
asks the young man.

'Very simple,'
answers the shepherd.

1. First,
you came here without being wanted.

2. Second,
you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

3. Third,
you don't understand anything about my business.

Now, *May I please have my DOG back? "*
Click to expand...

Hello @Cheeniya sir
Very nice post,I appreciate your efforts for bringing such interesting share here.After reading your post I remembered my incomplete poem,I would like to keep few lines of that here:
Hardworker know the smell of sweat
Smartworker know smell room freshener
Hardworker know how to handle entangles in the life
Smartworker know how to use electronic device to solve problems
Hardworker believe no pain no gain
Smartworker feels instant results and relief
Hardworker rely on his mind smartness
Smartworker rely on device smartness.

Sir this is situation of using only electronic devices and other gadgets.Imagine the generation of AI, like now children carry school bag, employees have laptop bag or backpack,I guess in future all these will be replaced with one robo integrated with complete AI .
Regards
Ratna

Cheeniya · Sep 9, 2024

Dear Ratna
Thanks a lot for your response. It's an interesting poem. We all expect our lives to be brightened by AI but any unscrupulous use of AI can land us in deep trouble. We already here of people getting into difficulty through illegal exploitation of AI.
Your poem highlights the power of hardwork.

RatnaMalliswari · Sep 9, 2024

Cheeniya said: ↑

Dear Ratna
Thanks a lot for your response. It's an interesting poem. We all expect our lives to be brightened by AI but any unscrupulous use of AI can land us in deep trouble. We already here of people getting into difficulty through illegal exploitation of AI.
Your poem highlights the power of hardwork.
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Hello sir
My focus was on hardwork it's because people stopped using their own brain and completely depending on smart devices.If you ask do manually they may not . Technology should be used if it's really needed,it should not be used for craziness,or simply because own it.
In your share I liked the way shepherd questioned hi tech person,and pointed him as management consultant.He cleverly challenged to get back his sheep.So I said hardwork person depends on his own strength of mind.
Regards
Ratna

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