hindi ka jawab nahin

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  1. sumitha

    sumitha Senior IL'ite

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    Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
    Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
    Boy: Bilkul nahi!
    Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda.
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    Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
    He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi!
    Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
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    Agar aap bus pe chade...
    Ya phir bus aap pe chade...
    Dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
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    A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha
    tha aur AB 3 kaise?
    She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...
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    Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,
    Kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko,
    twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.
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    It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
    Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
    But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
    Let's Thank... KAAMWALI
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    Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?
    Sali: Jija ji, Jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap Le gaye!
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    An old rich man marries a young gal.
    Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
    Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
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    Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
    Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
    Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
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    Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
    Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
    Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Aap ka jawab nahin...All jokes were mind blowing:thumbsup
     

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