Hilarious Incidents of the Day - Write in Friends

Awesome thread Mals
I am still laughing with everyones fb's.. really this is so much more fun..Big Laughwill come back with something for everyone to laugh with me!!

 

Farting is a pleasure:
My father’s family were all big made and always have been farting, the most disgusting stuff while your at your table trying to savor favourite stuff, but still they laughed a lot at our discomfort, they could refer to tenaliraman and the kings plight well explained about his discomfort holding himself in the boat, before he could relieve himself and feel at peace, and my younger chithappa been famous for his pranks. I have seen burping as acknowledgement but he said no farting is the best after food…

One day as usual we went to the lake market, and my mother busy buying all the vegetables, chithappa having a great fag, winked at me signaling he is upto something,

In kolkata they never understood an iota of tamil those days, so when my uncle pointed to the bhendi in the market and said “yen vittan” [y did he fart?] I was in splits and the vendor wondering what it was asked “ki moshai” [what sir.]. then again after a few seconds he pointed to some other vegetable and again “yeppadi vittan” [how did he fart]and I was rolling mind you, I started holding my hips as cramps were developing at this the vendor’s face went for drastic change, then again he pointed to the beans and said “yenge vittan” [where did he fart]..That was enough for me and my mother to go into uncontrollable launghter, now the vendor understood that some prank is being played and got damn angry “ki bolchen moshai kichu boosthey parchina, bittan bittan ki bolchen” [what r u saying sir something abt bittan bittan I am unable to understand] mom just paid the bills and all three of us got into our car and uncle kept digging at the incident did u see the vendor’s face and so on and we laughed all the way to our home….sunkan.


i posted this long back in april 07

 

Thanks Mals for such a wonderful thread!!
Last week me and my hubby had to take my kid to the doc as he had a sore throat.
And as usual my boy started explaining the ailment by himself ,saying"Doctor i never ate ice creams, and not even chocolates.....then how come my throat is like this ? After all i had only afew grapes"
The doctor having got the clue for the question probed further "which grapes did u eat, green or black".
On this he got a fitting reply from my kid, "PURPLE".
We along with the doc burst into laughterBig Laugh
Keep smiling
Bindhu

 

Hi Mals,
This incident which happened to me 2 days back, is hilarious to me!
I got the Driving license only a month back.
This is the winter season here with snow, black ice, etc.
Driving in those conditions is an uphill task, because we live in a mountainous state.
valley like residential areas are quite often here.
Getting up the hill is indeed an 'uphill' task.
I usually park my car inside the garage.
As my cousin came with his family, i let the garage space to his car, mine left out.
That day snow was there and the car was fully covered with snow.
My elder daughter told me that she had to go to school earlier that day (6.30 am).
So I hurriedly started the engine and put the heat on. But it took several min, no patience on her part, so with the scrubber i cleaned those areas of visibility and just took of to schoo.
The car was running in zig-zag, with school bus horn aside, i somehow managed to drive and dropped my daughter and then put on the brake and then 'cleaned' the glasses took a U turn at school (luckily there was no traffic at that time) came back home and narrated to everyone.
Then came DH and told me that you could have poured some hot water on the glass as a 'first-aid'. He also told me that before he came to give that suggestion, i took off.

tell me isn't this a hilarious incident---eventhough it didn't raise the lips upward, definitely it should have the eye-brows!

sriniketan