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Hey Ladies did you know?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Jan 21, 2008.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    There are 3 BILLION women who don't look like supermodels and only 8 who do?

    Marilyn Monroe wore a size 12.

    If Barbie were a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

    The average American woman weighs 144 lb. and wears between a size 12 and 14.

    If shop mannequins were real women, they'd be too thin to menstruate.

    One out of every 4 college aged women has an eating disorder

    The models in the magazines are airbrushed they're not perfect!!

    A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent looking at models in a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and shameful.
    Models who twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman, today weigh 23% less.

    An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
    The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
    The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
     
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  2. sudhara

    sudhara New IL'ite

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    that was a good one.
     

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