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hey Banta, hey Santa

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
    Banta replied but we live in India
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there.
    Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there.
    Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]WHY DID SANTA TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITTING AN ANSWER TO A QUESTION? BECOZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE QUESTION THAT PLEASE WRITE IN BRIEF.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at last wrote - THUNK "
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    2nd is simply superb,had a hearty laugh :biggrin2:
     
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    2nd one was toooooooooooo goooooooooooood

    keep posting
     
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    :banana..............enjoyed it
     
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    Hahahahahaahahaha good one
     

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