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Height Of Sense

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Thyagarajan, Sep 29, 2020.

  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello: Height Of Senses :hello:
    Height of Fashion
    `Lungi with a zip.`

    Height of Laziness
    `Asking lift for morning walk.`

    Height of Craziness
    ```Get blank paper xeroxed.```

    Height of Honesty
    ```Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.```

    Height of De-Hydration
    ```Cow giving milk powder.```
    Height of Hope
    ```A 99 year old woman going for Rs 299/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.```

    Height of Stupidity
    ```Looking through key hole of a glass door.```

    Height of Suicide Attempt
    ```A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.```

    Height of Friendship
    ```It’s when your friend runs away with your wife; and you are really worried for your friend!```

    Height of Attitude
    ```A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him.```
    Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.


    Height Of Work Pressure
    ```An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office.```
     
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  2. Mistt

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    Sometimes we need this kind of hope/positivity in life.:smile:
    Hahaha! Ultimate.
     
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    :hello:Thanks to you with your clicking LIKE for this post, the counter clock registered the 6000th like as can be seen just now in the name banner above.

    Thanks also for expressing your cheer with nice comments about Hope - an incognito - disguise in form for positivity.
    God Bless.
     

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