Height of Communication GAP…

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    Height of Communication GAP…

    Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around
    his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're
    going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we
    find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody."

    The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Electric
    Company because the electricity bill has
    not been paid. ”Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma?" "Yes......
    speaking" guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

    "How do YOU know?" stammers the young
    woman.

    "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the guy .

    "What are you saying? It's in your files...... HOW?????"

    "Yes........... We have a
    system of finding out who's overdue "


    "GOD!!!!!!.......... this is too
    much.........."


    "Madam, I am sorry....... I am following orders.... I have to
    inform you are overdue"

    "I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this
    tonight. ...... he will speak to your company tomorrow "


    That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a
    bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning.

    "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month
    overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

    "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Electric Company
    , "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."

    "PAY you? and if I refuse?"

    "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours
    off."

    "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

    "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
     
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