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Height of Communication GAP…

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Dec 2, 2006.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for
    sure, we can't tell anybody."


    The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from Electric Company because the electricity bill has
    not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? " "Yes...... speaking"

    guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"


    "How do YOU know?" stammers the young
    woman.

    "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the guy .

    "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"



    "Yes ........... We have a
    system of finding out who's overdue "



    "GOD !!!!!!......... this is too
    much.........."



    "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"


    "I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow "


    That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull,
    rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning.


    "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.


    "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company , "it's nothing serious. All
    you have to do is pay us.."


    "PAY you? and if I refuse?"


    "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."


    "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.


    "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
     
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  2. ish_nalini

    ish_nalini Senior IL'ite

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    :mrgreen: hayooooooo
    Heena my stomach burst out!!!
    Tat was a xcellent cracker:clap
     
  3. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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