. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy ? Offering black visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Laziness? Adopt a child. 5. What is height of Craziness ? Getting a black paper Xeroxed. 6. What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 7. What is height of Stupidity ? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 8. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 9. What is height of Suicide ? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 10. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder
Ha ha ha, good ones. here are my additions. what is the height of ignorance? Pregnant lady applying iodex on her stomach what is the height of irritation? A friend asking you in a movie theater during intervel, 'Oh, you have also come for the movie'.