Height Joke s

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  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    . What is height of Fashion?
    Dhoti with a zip.
    2. What is height of Secrecy ?
    Offering black visiting cards.
    3. What is height of Active laziness?
    Asking for a lift to house while on a morning
    walk.
    4. What is height of Laziness?
    Adopt a child.
    5. What is height of Craziness ?
    Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
    6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
    Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when
    you saw him / her last.
    7. What is height of Stupidity ?
    A man looking through a keyhole of a glass
    door.
    8. What is height of Honesty?
    A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
    9. What is height of Suicide ?
    A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
    10. What is height of De-hydration?
    A cow giving milk powder
     
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  2. sunitha

    sunitha Gold IL'ite

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    The first and last one were too good.:2thumbsup:
     
  3. Tamildownunder

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    Ha ha ha, good ones. here are my additions.

    what is the height of ignorance?

    Pregnant lady applying iodex on her stomach

    what is the height of irritation?

    A friend asking you in a movie theater during intervel, 'Oh, you have also come for the movie'.
     
  4. sunitak

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    hey nice heights
     
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    hey excellent heights particularly the first one.

    Keep on sending

    Jenny:wave

     
  7. slgayatri

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    Good jokes
    :mrgreen: :tongue

    Gayathri.
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hey gud ones.:2thumbsup:
     

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