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Having children is an act of God

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Apr 5, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The

    preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much

    consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the

    preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.


    After six children, this started to get expensive and the

    congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the

    preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how

    much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.


    Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Having

    children is an act of God!"


    Silence fell upon the congregation. In the back of the room a little

    old lady stood up and in her frail voice said:

    "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we

    wear rubbers!"
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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