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Having An Affair

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Jan 21, 2008.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
    "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
    She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
    "Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
    "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
    "Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
    No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
    Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
    "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."
     
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  2. Solemn

    Solemn New IL'ite

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    A good one..:rotfl
     
  3. tnkesaven

    tnkesaven Gold IL'ite

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    such adultery takes place in some places; but bringing it in a ladies' forum ,though it provokes laughter and fun

    appears REDUNDANT--(WITH NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE)
     
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  4. rosy786

    rosy786 IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahahaha.............. bad men get bad women
     
  5. CountUrBlessing

    CountUrBlessing Bronze IL'ite

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