Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to qayamat hogi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere raanjhnaa! Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa! Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum, Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bhola was working in a garment store. 1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana” Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A beggar-" 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."Husband told his wife-"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fizaayein kehti hai pyaar karo bahaarein kehti hai aankhein 4 karo magar gharwale kehte hai abhi umar kam hai beta intezar karo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Woh aaye hamari kabr pe, Diya bujha ke chale gaye, Diya to bujha diya, Kambakt diye ka tel bhi, Apne sar pe laga gaye. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <!-- / message --> <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->