hasdo yaar!!!

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  1. Reenae

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    Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
    tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
    Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to qayamat hogi.


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    Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
    O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
    Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
    O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
    Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
    Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!


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    Bhola was working in a garment store.
    1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana”
    Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain”

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    A beggar-" 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."Husband told his wife-"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!

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    Fizaayein kehti hai pyaar karo bahaarein kehti hai aankhein 4 karo magar gharwale kehte hai abhi umar kam hai beta intezar karo
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    Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
    Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
    Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

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    Woh aaye hamari kabr pe,
    Diya bujha ke chale gaye,
    Diya to bujha diya,
    Kambakt diye ka tel bhi,
    Apne sar pe laga gaye.
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