happy married life - another frm my mail collection - madhu

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    Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage
    anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a
    single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors
    had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well
    known "happy going marriage".

    Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

    Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla
    for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding
    finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was
    pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a
    crazy one.
    On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple
    over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's
    back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse
    and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This
    time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and
    continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took
    out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!
    I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
    animal. Are you crazy?"

    She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

    Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "
     
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