Halloween Jokes

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  1. ShrutiB

    ShrutiB Silver IL'ite

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    Once two ladies, returning from a late night party, were nervous passing by a cemetery. Lady 1 said to Lady 2 - let's walk quickly. Suddenly, they heard footsteps, heels, behind them! Startled, they looked behind and were relieved to find an attractive lady. They smiled and while walking with her, told her "Thank God, we thought we were the only ones to cross this scary place!". The attractive lady smiled back and said "Don't worry, I was scared too....when I was alive!" - Whatsapp forward

    Father to his children - I love Halloween!
    Children (surprised) - Why, pa?
    Father - It's the only day your mother looks beautiful! ..... - Self written, right now!

    Happy Halloween ILites! Wish you lots of Trick or Treats!!

    Shruti_D
     
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    Here some more from web

    Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? He had no-body to dance with

    What is a vampires favorite holiday?
    Fangs-giving

    What happens when two vampires meet? It was love at first bite

    Maker does not want it, buyer does not use it, user does not see it. What’s it ?
    Coffin
     
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