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Hallmark Cards .. Inside - Outside .. funny!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
    (Inside card)
    - I've changed my mind.

    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

    (Inside card)
    - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....

    (Inside card) -
    That you're not here to ruin it for me ..

    4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....

    (Inside card) -
    Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

    5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....

    (Inside card) -
    Almost lifelike!

    6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...

    (Inside card) -
    Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

    7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....

    (Inside card) -
    Did you ever find out who the father was?

    8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and
    there was only one life jacket...
    (Inside card)
    - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

    9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
    birthday...
    (Inside card)
    - So we're having you put to sleep.

    10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but
    wonder.....
    (Inside card) -
    What the hell was I thinking

    11. I'm so miserable without you...

    (Inside card) -
    It's almost like you're still here.

    12. Thank you for being part of my life.....

    (Inside card) -
    I never knew what evil was until I met you!

    13. Congratulations on your wedding day!

    (Inside card) -
    Too bad no one likes your husband.

    14. How can I say this....

    (Inside card) -
    Your cooking kills me

    15. Hooray.....

    (Inside card) -
    You're divorced.

    16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...

    (Inside card) -
    Especially since you survived.

    17. Congrats on getting married...

    (Inside card) -
    It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

    18. Someday I hope to marry...

    (inside card) -
    Someone other than you.

    19. We have been friends for a very long time...

    (Inside card)
    - What do you say we stop?

    " No question is stupid ... but, possibly the answers are!"

     
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  2. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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