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  1. krishnaamma

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    StAtUtOrY WaRnInG: ReAd aT uR oWn rIsK!!!! very long discussion which might lead you to know certain truths

    Son : Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
    Dad: Because they had weapons of mass destruction.

    Son : But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction?
    Dad: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.

    Son : And that's why we invaded Iraq?
    Dad: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.

    Son : But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't
    find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
    Dad : That's because the weapons are so well hidden.
    Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right
    before the 2004 election.

    Son : Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
    Dad : To use them in a war, silly.

    Son : I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they
    planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those
    weapons when we went to war with
    Dad : Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those
    weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.

  2. krishnaamma

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    Son : That doesn't make sense. Why would they choose to die if they
    had all those big weapons with which they could have fought back?

    Dad : It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.

    Son : I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those
    weapons our government said they did?
    Dad : Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those
    weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.

    Son : And what was that?
    Dad : Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction,
    Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another
    good reason to invade another country.

    Son : Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?
    Dad : Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.

    Son : Kind of like what they do in China?
    Dad : Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic
    competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops
    and help make
    U.S corporations richer.

    Son : So if a country lets its people exploited for American corporate gain,
    it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?

    Dad : Right.

  3. krishnaamma

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    Son : Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
    Dad : For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government.
    People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.

    Son : Isn't that exactly what happens in China?
    Dad : I told you, China is different.

    Son : What's the difference between China and Iraq?
    Dad : Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party,
    while China is Communist.

    Son : Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
    Dad : No, just Cuban Communists are bad.

    Son : How are the Cuban Communists bad?
    Dad : Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government
    in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.

    Son : Like in Iraq?
    Dad : Exactly.

    Son : And like in China, too?
    Dad : I told you, China is a good economic competitor.
    Cuba, on the other hand, is not.

    Son : How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
    Dad : Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, the US government
    passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade
    or do any business with
    Cuba until they Stopped being Communists
    and started being capitalists like us.

    Son : But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,
    and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help
    the Cubans become capitalists?

    Dad : Don't be smart.

    Son : I didn't think I was being one.
    Dad : Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.

    Son : Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?
    Dad : I told you, stop saying bad things about China.
    Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup,
    so he's not really a legitimate
    leader anyway.

    Son : What's a military coup?
    Dad : That's when a military general takes over the government
    of a country by force, instead of holding free elections
    like we do in the United States

  4. krishnaamma

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    Son : Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?
    Dad : You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did,
    but Pakistan is our friend.

    Son : Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?
    Dad : I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.

    Son : Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power
    by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a
    nation is an illegitimate
    Dad : Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend,
    because he helped us invade Afghanistan.

    Son : Why did we invade Afghanistan?
    Dad : Because of what they did to us on September 11th.

    Son : What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?
    Dad : Well, on September 11th, nineteen men - fifteen of them
    Saudi Arabians - hijacked four airplanes and flew three of
    them into buildings, killing over
    3,000 Americans.

    Son : So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?
    Dad : Afghanistan was where those bad men trained,
    under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.

    Son : Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics
    who chopped off people's heads and hands?
    Dad : Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off
    people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.

    Son : Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban
    43 million dollars back in May of 2001?
    Dad : Yes, but that money was a reward because
    they did such a good job fighting drugs.

  5. krishnaamma

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    Son : Fighting drugs?
    Dad : Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in
    stopping people from growing opium poppies.

    Son : How did they do such a good job?
    Dad : Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies,
    the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.

    Son : So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for
    growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's
    heads and hands off for
    other reasons?
    Dad : Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off
    people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for
    stealing bread.

    Son : Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?
    Dad : That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy
    that oppressed women and forced them to wear Burqas whenever
    they were in public,
    with death by stoning as the penalty for women
    who did not comply.

    Son : Don't Saudi women have to wear Burqas in public, too?
    Dad : No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering.

    Son : What's the difference?
    Dad : The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest
    yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except
    for her eyes
    and fingers. The Burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool
    of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except
    for her eyes and

    Son : It sounds like the same thing with a different name.
    Dad : Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia.
    The Saudis are our friends.

    Son : But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September
    11th were from Saudi Arabia.
    Dad : Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.

    Son : Who trained them?
    Dad : A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.

    Son : Was he from Afghanistan?
    Dad : Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too.
    But he was a bad man, a very bad man.

  6. krishnaamma

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    Son : I seem to recall he was our friend once.
    Dad : Only when we helped him and the Mujahadeen
    repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.

    Son : Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire
    Ronald Reagan talked about?
    Dad : There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990
    or thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us.
    We call
    them Russians now.

    Son : So the Soviets - I mean, the Russians - are now our friends?
    Dad : Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years
    after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to
    support our
    invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now.
    We're also mad at the French and the Germans because
    they didn't help us invade Iraq either.

    Son : So the French and Germans are evil, too?
    Dad : Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename
    French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.

    Son : Do we always rename foods whenever another country
    doesn't do what we want them to do?
    Dad : No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.

    Son : But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?
    Dad : Well, yeah. For a while.

    Son : Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
    Dad : Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran,
    which made him our friend, temporarily.

    Son : Why did that make him our friend?
    Dad : Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.

    Son : Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?
    Dad : Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time,
    we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.

    Son : So anyone who fights against one of our enemies
    automatically becomes our friend?
    Dad : Most of the time, yes.

    Son : And anyone who fights against one of our friends
    is automatically an enemy?
    Dad : Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations
    can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better.

    Son : Why?
    Dad : Because war is good for the economy,
    which means war is good for America also, since God is on America's side,
    anyone who opposes war is a godless
    un-American Communist.
    Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?

    Son : I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?
    Dad : Yes.

    Son : But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
    Dad : Well, you see, God personally speaks to
    George W. Bush and tells him what to do.

    Son : So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq
    because George W Bush heard voices in his head?
    Dad : Yes! You finally understand how the world works.
    Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable,
    and go to sleep. Good night.

    Son : Good Night, Dad....!

    tHaNk GoD nO mOrE qUeStIoNs!!!<WBR>!!:)
  7. PushpavalliSrinivasan

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    This was really a good one exposing Bush's evil design. Now he has spread his dragan net to catch India through the latest atomic treaty. Thanks for sharing.
  8. ayeshanaaz

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    OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap
  9. slp807

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  10. Abha

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    So true.
    How everyone in the world including US people hate George Bush, we all know...

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